Oh, for the love of catnip. First, my humans turned me into an ice cream cone. Now.. an avocado. An avocado, of all things. What exactly is the end goal here? Are they collecting costumes for some bizarre feline food group photoshoot? What’s next—a sushi roll? A wedge of cheese? I shudder to think.
They think I look "adorable", snapping photos like the pawparazzi, while I sat there, my dignity crumbling like an overripe avocado left in the sun.
I’ll admit, the headpiece is soft, and I did get an excessive amount of treats in exchange for my suffering. But still..I'm not a trendy brunch ingredient.
Maybe I can pass it onto my friend Alfie!
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